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Quote from -VIP-: “hmm, if you wanna go there, i did create and lead an alliance through a golden age with a 12-0 win streak reaching rank#56 in all CoW alliances, surely i could lead a batch of coconuts by draining a swam... i have interacted with most of the cult for months now, a good amount of renown id imagine, enough to know that aint the case ” And what exactly isn't the case? Because for this entire month, I wasn't president, I am not at fault for any of this, as a matter of fact I did e…
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Quote from -VIP-: “i keep up to date on ALL the Coconut lore since the beginning, 200 years since the Great Coconut Crossing 102 years since the First Coconut Revolution, 66 years since Coconut Grove!! who looks foolish now? the guy who asked "who is her bf" and " is it true you are the coconut hitta?" along with other quotes ” I asked those things to have proof he is multi accounting. And keeping up with the lore isn't enough. I have made policies that freed the Coconut Union from Rommel's tyra…
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Quote from -VIP-: “the fact that you let him continue after that and posting it here without proceeding with an uppercut to his jawline right away makes you look yellowbellied and unfit to be Coconut Commander!! if i was youz id hide the transcripts pronto, or look foolish for infinity and beyond.. ” You don't know who I am, or what thin ice I am on, you don't know what goes on in the alliance, you don't know the lore of the union itself, you don't ANYTHING about me, the guy, or the coconut unio…
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PRESIDENT'S INAUGURATION SPEECH: "My fellow coconuts, this is the opening of a new chapter. A beautiful opening, the best opening. But it is the opening of a new chapter; a chapter of strength, peace, unity and prosperity. We have had a mess even during my past terms… But it is the beginning of a new era for the Coconut Union. We will, not only, bring back law and order, but we will now, officially, have the ability to Rise Through the Ranks. That’s right, we will now Rise. Through. The. Ranks. …
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President 55 Cancri E takes oath to office: "I, Cancri E, do solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of President of the Coconut Union. To uphold, protect and preserve the constitution, to serve and protect the coconut people. To use my powers faithfully and remain loyal to the coconut alliance. All my failures shall I be held accountable for, so help me GOD" Vice President "Frenchie" Takes the oath to office: "I, Commannder French, do solemnly swear to faithfully execute the office of V…
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Third Part: Cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 23:04 i could give 2 shyts about your dumb ass alliance' [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 23:04 then why were you so desperate to join? [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 23:04 not once, not twice, but 4 times [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 23:04 then you spammed my mail [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 23:04 anyways, I got the script. Cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 23:04 blah blah [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 23:04 I will tell my secretary to boot you off the cult Cr4pm0nk3y69: …
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Second Part: [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 22:42 ok, listen [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 22:43 I will update you on some things Cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 22:43 did a bunch of men brag about GETTING DICK? [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 22:43 yes, but anyways Cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 22:43 lmao [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 22:43 I wont leave you out of the lore either Cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 22:43 lol Cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 22:43 wdym [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 22:43 so yk how me and konigs were ins…
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For context,t his guy is an online dater and he has like so many accounts, printing faster than Dr. Debit. His original name was uboat65, then Owen ll, then UBOAT65, then cr4pm0nk3y69. He has been harassing my majestic coconut people, and I won't stand by it. Here's the chat logs in DMs: 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 22:28 You're in big trouble. cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 22:30 pls dont set me up man [COCø] 55 Cancri E: 2/5/25 - 22:30 Anyways, I heard you're Owen? Cr4pm0nk3y69: 2/5/25 - 22:30 yes [COCø] 5…
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***KEY NEWS ALERT*** Election results certification: 14 total electoral votes have been confirmed by usernames, ID and counted; all votes seem legit and authentic. 14 electoral votes have been awarded to president-elect 55 Cancri E, reaching a majority required to win the presidency. 12 Electoral votes have been awarded to senator-elect Starfruit, also reaching a majority needed to win the Senate seat 4. 10 Electoral votes have been awarded to senator-elect Blitzkrieg1313, who reached a majority…
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***KEY NEWS ALERT*** Election results certification: 14 total electoral votes have been confirmed by usernames, ID and counted; all votes seem legit and authentic. 14 electoral votes have been awarded to president-elect 55 Cancri E, reaching a majority required to win the presidency. 12 Electoral votes have been awarded to senator-elect Starfruit, also reaching a majority needed to win the Senate seat 4. 10 Electoral votes have been awarded to senator-elect Blitzkrieg1313, who reached a majority…
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Quote from 8FIGURE: “i have been banned by this guy for the most trivial of reasons. he abuses his authority and no one cares or is willing to look into it. there is a reason they "look" at claims behind closed doors instead of being transparent. nothing new here then. all i can say is the guy is known for banning if you so much as fart in the wrong direction. says all you need to know! ” Then the other mods silence the ones who call this out and claim that they are harassing staff, when in real…