DO NOT POST PICTURES OR MEMES ON THIS THREAD!!! I don't want this thread to get shut down like the last one (I'm looking at you, pablo)
Please do not post the same joke twice, or multiple jokes in a row.
Right, and credit to BBB for making the original jokes thread.
And now, for my contribution to the thread:
Gorbachev was late from getting to the Kremlin from his house. He told
the chauffer, "Look we are running late so let me drive. I insist." So
He told the Chaufer to get in the back and he drove. Meanwhile the
police were given strict orders to ticket anyone speeding no matter how
important. So they were speeding down Moscow and two motorcycle cops
pulled them over but didn't ticket him after he saw who it was. He goes
back to the station and talks about it and was asked, "Why didn't you
ticket him?
"Too important."
"Who was it?"
"I didn't recognize him, but his driver was Gorbachev!"
-Ronald Reagan
Please do not post the same joke twice, or multiple jokes in a row.
Right, and credit to BBB for making the original jokes thread.
And now, for my contribution to the thread:
Gorbachev was late from getting to the Kremlin from his house. He told
the chauffer, "Look we are running late so let me drive. I insist." So
He told the Chaufer to get in the back and he drove. Meanwhile the
police were given strict orders to ticket anyone speeding no matter how
important. So they were speeding down Moscow and two motorcycle cops
pulled them over but didn't ticket him after he saw who it was. He goes
back to the station and talks about it and was asked, "Why didn't you
ticket him?
"Too important."
"Who was it?"
"I didn't recognize him, but his driver was Gorbachev!"
-Ronald Reagan
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