Hey, how about this:
Germany, the UK, and France are all boxers who want their kids to be boxers too. Germany decides to beat up Poland(who is not a boxer). The UK and France aren't happy about that so they poke Germany. Then Germany punches France in the face. France dies. France's kid(Free France) runs to the UK. The UK and his kid are scared and run away from Germany with France's kid.
Italy is Germany's boxing friend but is really bad. Still, Italy decides to beat up UK's kid in a back ally(Africa). Italy gets kicked in the butt. Italy runs to Germany and Germany tells his kid(Rommel) to go beat up UK's kid. UK's kid gets beat up badly and has bruises all over him. Big US Police peers over and beats up Germany's son and Italy. They run back to Daddy Germany.
Meanwhile, Germany decided to beat up the champion boxer the Soviet Union. First, Germany punches the Soviet Union in the stomach. Then it gets cold and Germany freezes up. Then the Soviet Union kicks Germany back.
Then, US Police finds out how Germany killed France. The UK, US, and the Soviet Union beat up Germany. They accidentally split Germany in half. OH NO!!!
Germany, the UK, and France are all boxers who want their kids to be boxers too. Germany decides to beat up Poland(who is not a boxer). The UK and France aren't happy about that so they poke Germany. Then Germany punches France in the face. France dies. France's kid(Free France) runs to the UK. The UK and his kid are scared and run away from Germany with France's kid.
Italy is Germany's boxing friend but is really bad. Still, Italy decides to beat up UK's kid in a back ally(Africa). Italy gets kicked in the butt. Italy runs to Germany and Germany tells his kid(Rommel) to go beat up UK's kid. UK's kid gets beat up badly and has bruises all over him. Big US Police peers over and beats up Germany's son and Italy. They run back to Daddy Germany.
Meanwhile, Germany decided to beat up the champion boxer the Soviet Union. First, Germany punches the Soviet Union in the stomach. Then it gets cold and Germany freezes up. Then the Soviet Union kicks Germany back.
Then, US Police finds out how Germany killed France. The UK, US, and the Soviet Union beat up Germany. They accidentally split Germany in half. OH NO!!!
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
Found a bug or need help? Send a ticket here!
Found a bug or need help? Send a ticket here!