We, in the great land of Mexitaco, the dominant country of the Earth, seldom hear about the Great War that led to our dominance. Well, this is the story of how Mexitaco came to be. It starts with a President. His name was Brutus Trump.
September 1st, 1939
President Brutus Trump looked at his desk. Mexico was a very bad name for a country. He would rename his country to Mexitaco. He also created the Taco Alliance, a group dedicated to spreading tacos around the world. The Netherlands applied, and after taking the taco pledge, "I pledge allegiance to Tacos." joined the coalition. Now, you have to understand that while tacos were the dominant food in Mexitaco, they weren't the only food available. He had heard of a country called the United States of America in an alternate universe. It's leader, a tyrant named Whowh, forced the citizens to eat only Mcdonald's and KFC. Shameful. In other diplomatic news, the USA had sent a trade, a non-aggression pact. Brutus Trump accepted. He couldn't invade America yet.
Times were turbulent throughout the world. Two major parties had formed. One was the Nato Alliance. This was the dominant coalition. The United Kingdom, the leader, inspired the German Empire and the Soviet Union to join the alliance with the tagline, "join." The other was the Pacific Ocean Pact. This included Australia, the USA, and Japan. In Europe, rumblings of discontent began. The Netherlands and Poland had gotten into a fight in the newspapers. Poland was on Nato's side. Germany began invading the Netherlands. The troops were massacred, but their two ships began the journey to safer waters near Venezuela. With the promise of Japan invading the Netherlands in the Pacific and Indian, the Netherlands sent their troops to the west coast of Mexico.
What country would be the first to go? Guatemela, to the south. Tacos would liberate them. However, Brutus Trump knew that America, with allies in the Pacific, would expand either south or north, probably both. He ordered a line of fortifications to be built on the border. They weren't manned, but one day they would have to be. A whopping 5 more countries applied the the Taco Alliance. British India and Persia were the only ones with decent stats. British India was accepted, and Persia was made an ally. One more thing happened. A telegram was sent to Canada, asking for an alliance. If the United States invaded one country, the other would declare war. Canada was a level 47 with a .3 KDR ratio. I hurt too. But it's the only way to save Mexitaco. Until next time, eat tacos.
September 1st, 1939
President Brutus Trump looked at his desk. Mexico was a very bad name for a country. He would rename his country to Mexitaco. He also created the Taco Alliance, a group dedicated to spreading tacos around the world. The Netherlands applied, and after taking the taco pledge, "I pledge allegiance to Tacos." joined the coalition. Now, you have to understand that while tacos were the dominant food in Mexitaco, they weren't the only food available. He had heard of a country called the United States of America in an alternate universe. It's leader, a tyrant named Whowh, forced the citizens to eat only Mcdonald's and KFC. Shameful. In other diplomatic news, the USA had sent a trade, a non-aggression pact. Brutus Trump accepted. He couldn't invade America yet.
Times were turbulent throughout the world. Two major parties had formed. One was the Nato Alliance. This was the dominant coalition. The United Kingdom, the leader, inspired the German Empire and the Soviet Union to join the alliance with the tagline, "join." The other was the Pacific Ocean Pact. This included Australia, the USA, and Japan. In Europe, rumblings of discontent began. The Netherlands and Poland had gotten into a fight in the newspapers. Poland was on Nato's side. Germany began invading the Netherlands. The troops were massacred, but their two ships began the journey to safer waters near Venezuela. With the promise of Japan invading the Netherlands in the Pacific and Indian, the Netherlands sent their troops to the west coast of Mexico.
What country would be the first to go? Guatemela, to the south. Tacos would liberate them. However, Brutus Trump knew that America, with allies in the Pacific, would expand either south or north, probably both. He ordered a line of fortifications to be built on the border. They weren't manned, but one day they would have to be. A whopping 5 more countries applied the the Taco Alliance. British India and Persia were the only ones with decent stats. British India was accepted, and Persia was made an ally. One more thing happened. A telegram was sent to Canada, asking for an alliance. If the United States invaded one country, the other would declare war. Canada was a level 47 with a .3 KDR ratio. I hurt too. But it's the only way to save Mexitaco. Until next time, eat tacos.
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS?
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE LOGS?
THEY DON'T KNOW YOU SON!
- David Goggins