Vive le Empire!!!!

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    • attack Spain
      “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”

      “If you win, you need not explain!”

      “What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”

      War is Peace
      Slavery is Freedom
      Weakness is Strength

    • Ahem hand over the French Empire right now to me Napoleon Bonaparte
      “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”

      “If you win, you need not explain!”

      “What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”

      War is Peace
      Slavery is Freedom
      Weakness is Strength

    • Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus Alexandera Nevsky orders execution of Napoleon and all family and possible heirs to the throne right now.
      If you say there are no limits in the world, why do you say to keep trying until you get something right? There is no limit of wrong answers, you're wasting your life away for a goal you can never reach. :00002178:

      -Alexandera Nevsky

    • I conquered Europe is all i have to say
      “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”

      “If you win, you need not explain!”

      “What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”

      War is Peace
      Slavery is Freedom
      Weakness is Strength

    • Nope, you forgot Iceland and some of Russia. The Romans conquered Italy, Vatican, San Marino, Andorra, Malta, Cyprus, Greece, Macedonia, Serbia and Montenegro, Croatia, Slovenia, Albania, Bulgaria, Spain, Portugal, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Belgium, France, Monaco , The whole of Luxembourg, most of Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Hungary, Germany, Romania, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Lebanon, Syria, Israel, Palestine, Turkey, most of Jordan, Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, and Morocco. As the emperor, I control more than you. Get lost.
      If you say there are no limits in the world, why do you say to keep trying until you get something right? There is no limit of wrong answers, you're wasting your life away for a goal you can never reach. :00002178:

      -Alexandera Nevsky

    • Anyway...

      Not much happened in the great world today so I'll talk about some diplomacy and other countries

      Turkey:

      Turkey is in a coalition with Brutus and I. TBH, I'm considering just killing them as they are a pretty bad player (@'BrutusTrump' whatdaya think?). They don't escort their battleships, they send stacks of just med tanks to attack lone provinces, they only use lvl one units, and much much more.

      Germany:

      Despite having the largest army (12%), Germany has only conquered Zurich and hasn't showed many signs of life. They briefly surprise attacked me with 1 infantry but were beaten back.

      Australia:

      Australia, although ignoring their economy, has a super navy and a deep understanding of gameplay as demonstrated by stack composition, assault kinds, and their usage of infrastructure.

      Yugoslavia:

      Yugoslavia spammed units on my border...only to be attacked by Turkey (who stole a country from me). Yugoslavia is completely dead. They have terrible units and are bragging about a non-existent AC in the newspaper.

      USA:

      The USA, in a fit of stupidity, removed all of their units from the Philippines to defend Hawaii from a single Japanese sub. THE PHILIPPINES IS CLOSER TO JAPAN THAN HAWAII YOU EEJIT!!!

      Japan:

      Japan seems to be a decent player although I don't have any intel on them yet. They are working with me an providing free resources as I am friends with Poland. Much less toxic than Japan in the last game I was in.


      Le Philippines are emptied of everything but the Destroyers to stop the Japanese subs


      Le Empire!!!!! It has 490 vps, compared to the 340 of Japan and the 90 of Mexitaco.


      Spain has gone Inactive


      The Yugoslav situation


      Australia is looking strong.

    • Germany is in perfect position to die. You've surrounded him on the south, so once you push right, you can charge north and get across defenses to berlin
      If you say there are no limits in the world, why do you say to keep trying until you get something right? There is no limit of wrong answers, you're wasting your life away for a goal you can never reach. :00002178:

      -Alexandera Nevsky

    • Alexandera Nevsky wrote:

      Nope, you forgot Iceland and some of Russia. The Romans conquered Italy, Vatican, San Marino, Andorra, Malta, Cyprus, Greece, Macedonia, Serbia and Montenegro, Croatia, Slovenia, Albania, Bulgaria, Spain, Portugal, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Belgium, France, Monaco , The whole of Luxembourg, most of Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Hungary, Germany, Romania, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Lebanon, Syria, Israel, Palestine, Turkey, most of Jordan, Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, and Morocco. As the emperor, I control more than you. Get lost.
      WHO INVADED LUXEMBOURG?
      YeeHaw

    • dumdum the romans never passed the rhine and never beat the welsh and scottish
      “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior. I love only that which they defend.”

      “If you win, you need not explain!”

      “What difference does it make if destruction is wrought under the name of dictators or in the name of democracy?”

      War is Peace
      Slavery is Freedom
      Weakness is Strength

    • Sorry for the lack of replies.

      With the liberation of Yugoslavia and the installment of Grandempire Bonaparte as King of Spain, Plans for operation Dinnertime were initiated. The following is the transcripts for the plans for this operation.

      Turkey=Pot pie
      Attack=dine
      Ankara=high table
      France = pigeon pie
      Mexico = taco pie
      USSR=comrade pie
      Battleship (bb) = big bird
      Submarine= Floor crawler
      Romania = quiche
      Armored but well composed stack = s’mores
      Balkan’s= crumbs
      Syria= beef Wellington
      Mot infantry= forks

      WHOWH: When pot pie attempts to eat quiche, pigeon pie can cooperate with comrade pie to eat pot pie. The eating can consist of the floor crawlers eating all of the big birds while some s’mores eat the crumbs. Forks from the beef Wellington can try to get on the high table to end the war.


      BRUTUSTRUMP: You must be hungry and bored. I translated it.

      BRUTUSTRUMP: Code Red. Code Red. Comrade Pie is down. I repeat, Comrade Pie is down.

      WHOWH: Oh no. Looks like we’ll need the quiche’s assistance. And I thought it was well themed with the food. You are mexitaco, and turkey is a bird

      WHOWH: Oh and quiche is also down.

      WHOWH: Here, you can spy on pot pie while I attack them. I just need more forks


      With units in place for the dining of the pot pie, all seemed to be going according to plan...

    • But, no plan is perfect. It was not predicted that the German Empire would want to play



      Bombers were scrambled and units preparing for operation Pied Piper (the dining of Pot pie) were redirected to the new frontline. Fortunately, the small garrison was able to hold off the initial german wave while bombers wrecked havoc on the non AA escorted german forces.