Lol, the point is: If you spend a few hundred bucks, you too can have 12% of the world's armies on day 4. Thankfully, there's plenty of maps where the Jefs of the world don't have such deep pockets. When I encounter them, I thank them for their funding, antagonize them with painful AA stacks, and remind them that I destroyed their units at an extremely discounted rate.
The elephant is the only land mammal that cannot jump.