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    • San Marino, Andorra, and Monaco as well.
      When the fake daddies are curtailed, we have failed. When their roller coaster tolerance is obliterated, their education funds are taken by Kazakhstani phishers, and their candy bars distributed between the Botswana youth gangs, we have succeeded.
      - BIG DADDY.

    • Claudio NVKP wrote:

      K.Rokossovski wrote:

      San Marino, Andorra, and Monaco as well.
      Why not the Vatican? But San Marino is an Italian rural city.
      The Vatican, cool! How many division does the Pope have, like Stalin once famously asked!

      And you're wrong about San Marino: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Marino
      When the fake daddies are curtailed, we have failed. When their roller coaster tolerance is obliterated, their education funds are taken by Kazakhstani phishers, and their candy bars distributed between the Botswana youth gangs, we have succeeded.
      - BIG DADDY.

    • K.Rokossovski wrote:

      Claudio NVKP wrote:

      K.Rokossovski wrote:

      San Marino, Andorra, and Monaco as well.
      Why not the Vatican? But San Marino is an Italian rural city.
      The Vatican, cool! How many division does the Pope have, like Stalin once famously asked!
      And you're wrong about San Marino: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Marino
      Come on guys! What about the Cook Islands?! What about Samoa? What about all the Micronesian islands? Give Spain a city in Equatorial Guinea! Zanzibar! Easter island! Greenland should have a city! Sicily too! The Soviets need more! Africa needs way more! Caribbean islands man! Ethiopia! Give Luxembourg 50 units to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 35 units to represent their power! Put more rural provinces in Canadas north! Add Antarctica to the map! Make Santas Northern empire a playable country in Christmas! Add Autumn leaves effects in thanksgiving! Give Luxembourg nukes to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 10 maxed bombers of all types to represent their power! Make Italian Ethiopia independent! French Algeria and Italian Libya too! Give Malta a city! Make The Palmas have a city! Add Atlantis as a secret playable faction you can unlock! Make the US have more resources! Formable nations!!! Make France auto surrender if you take Paris! Give German empire crazy secret wunderwaffern wonder waffles! Make it so units gain a bonus if they go to Brazil! Allow German empire to go to Argentina and/or added Antarctica if they lose! Add the Sun as a playable faction! Add the moon as a playable faction! Add the Stars as Artificial Intelligence players! Add a secret eldritch god unit that Luxembourg can summon on command for realism! Give Tanna tuva A secret elderich god unit they can summon on command for realism! Add a bear unit for Poland! Make the northern parts of the Nordic countries non-cores because of the Sami! Give the US a 50% military and economic debuff at the start of the game that slowly wears off because Great Depression! Make Italy suck at everything! Allow Japan to have true and better kamakazi units! Let the Soviet Union have infinite unit spam if they are attacked by a major! Give Spain damaged buildings to represent the Spanish civil wars! Make New Zealand playable! Give New Zealand a god unit named the Bob semple that is an unstoppable force! Make the Swiss ai never declare war on anyone! Give the UK a fleet buff! Give Germany a buff if fighting on North Africa! Make evil Halloween pumpkins and monsters attack near Halloween times! Make it so Muslim armies don’t need food during Ramadan for upkeep or production! Make it so random enemy militia spawn in Yugoslavia, France, Poland, Soviet Union, etc… when they at war even if they are completely taken! Give Greece an bonus when fighting Italy! Give Romania, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Persia, USSR, US, Venezuela, all more oil! Make it so around St.Patrick’s day pots of gold under big pretty rainbows will spawn across the world that give 1k gold if taken! Change all the starting relations between countries (including ai) to more realistic ones! Make Japan auto surrender if Hiroshima and Nagasaki are nuked and Manchuko is taken by someone at war with them! Add aliens that abduct units every once in a while! Give South East Asia more resources, like core level resources! Add Emu units to Australia! Make it so suddenly Luxembourg and Tanna Tuva will finally launch their great and unstoppable invasions of the world setting up a final battle that will reveal the destiny of the entire universe and change the course of history and reality for all time!!!

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

      The post was edited 2 times, last by Carking the 6th ().

    • There's a lot to unpack here :D all in jest of course.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Allow Japan to kamakazi units!
      The flying bomb already is (read the wikipedia page on the Yokosuka MXY-7 Ohka). Attack ships with waves of interceptors otherwise.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give Spain damaged buildings to represent the Spanish civil wars!
      This unironically seems reasonable, and I think I've seen threads suggesting historic relations (Japan at war with China, trade embargo by USA, UK-French shared map, etc.) and damaged units in some cases.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give New Zealand a god unit named the Bob semple that is an unstoppable force!
      Ignoring the parody unit file I've made for this (secret tech: light armour: 140 damage vs unarmoured, costs rare (manganese)) you a lvl.1 armoured car amounts to the same thing lol. Looking at the Pan-Asian lvl.3 armoured car, it's doctrine, not form, that decides what counts.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Make it so random enemy militia spawn in Yugoslavias mountains when it’s at war even if it’s completely taken!
      What, and not France, the Netherlands, Poland, Denmark &c.?

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give Romania, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Persia, USSR, US, Venezuela, all more oil!
      In Iraq's case, this actually makes a fair bit of sense. Hence the British foreign policy there. It's been brought up before I think.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give south east asia more resources!
      Doesn't the Dutch East Indies have the only double-resource colonies in the game?

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Change all the starting relations between countries (including ai) to more realistic ones! Make Japan auto surrender of Hiroshima and Nagasaki are nuked and Manchuko<s style="font-size: 13px; background-color: rgb(247, 247, 247);">[/s] is taken by someone at war with them!
      Anything "automatic" and we might as well play against bots.

      And this historical tin of worms would be interesting to open.
      Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
      — Marshal Foch

      A pretty mechanical toy [...] the war will never be won by such machines.
      — Lord Kitchener, on tanks

    • Lord Crayfish wrote:

      There's a lot to unpack here :D all in jest of course.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Allow Japan to kamakazi units!
      The flying bomb already is (read the wikipedia page on the Yokosuka MXY-7 Ohka). Attack ships with waves of interceptors otherwise.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give Spain damaged buildings to represent the Spanish civil wars!
      This unironically seems reasonable, and I think I've seen threads suggesting historic relations (Japan at war with China, trade embargo by USA, UK-French shared map, etc.) and damaged units in some cases.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give New Zealand a god unit named the Bob semple that is an unstoppable force!
      Ignoring the parody unit file I've made for this (secret tech: light armour: 140 damage vs unarmoured, costs rare (manganese)) you a lvl.1 armoured car amounts to the same thing lol. Looking at the Pan-Asian lvl.3 armoured car, it's doctrine, not form, that decides what counts.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Make it so random enemy militia spawn in Yugoslavias mountains when it’s at war even if it’s completely taken!
      What, and not France, the Netherlands, Poland, Denmark &c.?

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give Romania, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Persia, USSR, US, Venezuela, all more oil!
      In Iraq's case, this actually makes a fair bit of sense. Hence the British foreign policy there. It's been brought up before I think.

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Give south east asia more resources!
      Doesn't the Dutch East Indies have the only double-resource colonies in the game?

      Carking the 6th wrote:

      Change all the starting relations between countries (including ai) to more realistic ones! Make Japan auto surrender of Hiroshima and Nagasaki are nuked and Manchuko<s style="font-size: 13px; background-color: rgb(247, 247, 247);">[/s] is taken by someone at war with them!
      Anything "automatic" and we might as well play against bots.
      And this historical tin of worms would be interesting to open.
      I repaired some of the “holes” in my exquisite collection.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

    • Carking the 6th wrote:

      K.Rokossovski wrote:

      Claudio NVKP wrote:

      K.Rokossovski wrote:

      San Marino, Andorra, and Monaco as well.
      Why not the Vatican? But San Marino is an Italian rural city.
      The Vatican, cool! How many division does the Pope have, like Stalin once famously asked!And you're wrong about San Marino: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Marino
      Come on guys! What about the Cook Islands?! What about Samoa? What about all the Micronesian islands? Give Spain a city in Equatorial Guinea! Zanzibar! Easter island! Greenland should have a city! Sicily too! The Soviets need more! Africa needs way more! Caribbean islands man! Ethiopia! Give Luxembourg 50 units to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 35 units to represent their power! Put more rural provinces in Canadas north! Add Antarctica to the map! Make Santas Northern empire a playable country in Christmas! Add Autumn leaves effects in thanksgiving! Give Luxembourg nukes to represent their power! Give Tanna Tuva 10 maxed bombers of all types to represent their power! Make Italian Ethiopia independent! French Algeria and Italian Libya too! Give Malta a city! Make The Palmas have a city! Add Atlantis as a secret playable faction you can unlock! Make the US have more resources! Formable nations!!! Make France auto surrender if you take Paris! Give German empire crazy secret wunderwaffern wonder waffles! Make it so units gain a bonus if they go to Brazil! Allow German empire to go to Argentina and/or added Antarctica if they lose! Add the Sun as a playable faction! Add the moon as a playable faction! Add the Stars as Artificial Intelligence players! Add a secret eldritch god unit that Luxembourg can summon on command for realism! Give Tanna tuva A secret elderich god unit they can summon on command for realism! Add a bear unit for Poland! Make the northern parts of the Nordic countries non-cores because of the Sami! Give the US a 50% military and economic debuff at the start of the game that slowly wears off because Great Depression! Make Italy suck at everything! Allow Japan to have true and better kamakazi units! Let the Soviet Union have infinite unit spam if they are attacked by a major! Give Spain damaged buildings to represent the Spanish civil wars! Make New Zealand playable! Give New Zealand a god unit named the Bob semple that is an unstoppable force! Make the Swiss ai never declare war on anyone! Give the UK a fleet buff! Give Germany a buff if fighting on North Africa! Make evil Halloween pumpkins and monsters attack near Halloween times! Make it so Muslim armies don’t need food during Ramadan for upkeep or production! Make it so random enemy militia spawn in Yugoslavia, France, Poland, Soviet Union, etc… when they at war even if they are completely taken! Give Greece an bonus when fighting Italy! Give Romania, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Persia, USSR, US, Venezuela, all more oil! Make it so around St.Patrick’s day pots of gold under big pretty rainbows will spawn across the world that give 1k gold if taken! Change all the starting relations between countries (including ai) to more realistic ones! Make Japan auto surrender if Hiroshima and Nagasaki are nuked and Manchuko is taken by someone at war with them! Add aliens that abduct units every once in a while! Give South East Asia more resources, like core level resources! Add Emu units to Australia! Make it so suddenly Luxembourg and Tanna Tuva will finally launch their great and unstoppable invasions of the world setting up a final battle that will reveal the destiny of the entire universe and change the course of history and reality for all time!!!
      Hey Ethiopia would actually be cool as hell! Imagine a fight between Ethiopia and Italy in this game!