AI generated poems

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    • ILL TELL IT THAT YOU ARE BRITISH THEN AAHAHAHHAAHAHAH YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED

      Claudio NKVP is a half-British, half-Portuguese individual who is well-versed in computer programming and cybersecurity. He has worked for several high-profile tech companies over the years, and his skills have made him an asset to any team he works with.
      Claudio was born in Lisbon to a Portuguese mother and a British father. Growing up, he was fascinated by computers and technology, and he spent most of his free time tinkering with hardware and software. His passion for technology led him to pursue a degree in computer science at a university in the UK.
      After graduating, Claudio worked for several tech startups, but he eventually landed a job at a large multinational corporation where he became an expert in cybersecurity. His skills in identifying and mitigating cyber threats quickly gained him recognition within the company, and he was soon promoted to a leadership position.
      In his free time, Claudio enjoys playing video games, particularly first-person shooters and strategy games. He is also a fan of classic literature and has a collection of vintage books at home. Despite his busy schedule, Claudio makes time to volunteer at a local animal shelter, where he helps care for rescued animals.

      It Still called you Portuguese nice

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
    • Your wish is my command.

      Claudio NKVP is a French national who has made a name for himself as a renowned cryptographer and security expert. He has worked for various government agencies and private companies over the years, and his skills in cybersecurity and encryption have made him one of the most sought-after experts in the field.
      Born and raised in Paris, Claudio grew up with a natural talent for mathematics and computer science. He pursued his interest in these fields by obtaining a degree in mathematics and computer science from a top French university.
      After completing his studies, Claudio worked for a series of tech companies and security firms, where he honed his skills in cryptography and cybersecurity. His expertise quickly caught the attention of several government agencies, who recruited him to work on top-secret projects involving national security.
      In his free time, Claudio enjoys reading historical fiction and watching classic French films. He is an avid fan of jazz music and often spends his evenings at local jazz clubs, enjoying the music and meeting other music enthusiasts.
      Despite his high-profile work, Claudio is a humble and down-to-earth individual who values his privacy and enjoys spending time with his family and friends. He is also a passionate advocate for animal welfare and often volunteers at a local animal shelter in his spare time.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
    • I included Claudio's volunteer work at the animal shelter to add some depth to his character and showcase his compassion for animals. Many people have a cause or a particular charity that they support, and for Claudio, it happens to be animal welfare.
      Volunteering at an animal shelter could also be a way for Claudio to decompress and take a break from his high-pressure job. Spending time with animals has been known to have a calming effect on people and reduce stress levels. Additionally, it could be a way for Claudio to give back to his community and contribute to a cause that he feels passionate about.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
    • Fox-Company wrote:

      K.Rokossovski wrote:

      or maybe you like this one more...?

      Bravely bold Carking
      Rode forth from Camelot.
      He was not afraid to die,
      Oh brave Carking.
      He was not at all afraid
      To be killed in nasty ways.
      Brave, brave, brave, brave Carking.

      He was not in the least bit scared
      To be mashed into a pulp.
      Or to have his eyes gouged out,
      And his elbows broken.
      To have his kneecaps split
      And his body burned away,
      And his limbs all hacked and mangled
      Brave Carking.

      His head smashed in
      And his heart cut out
      And his liver removed
      And his bowls unplugged
      And his nostrils raped
      And his bottom burnt off
      And his pen--

      Bravely ran away away.
      When danger reared it's ugly head,
      He bravely turned his tail and fled.
      Yes, brave Carking turned about
      And gallantly he chickened out.
      He beat a very brave retreat.
      Bravest of the braaaave, Carking!
      If you entered this into a real poem contest, i would bet you would win.
      Know ye not where this is from?
      Aeroplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
      — Marshal Foch

      A pretty mechanical toy [...] the war will never be won by such machines.
      — Lord Kitchener, on tanks
    • Very good! I already thought it could pass unnoticed as AI pulp...
      When the fake daddies are curtailed, we have failed. When their roller coaster tolerance is obliterated, their education funds are taken by Kazakhstani phishers, and their candy bars distributed between the Botswana youth gangs, we have succeeded.
      - BIG DADDY.
    • Yeah they don’t mention rape or PP mutilation… and it definitely wouldn’t cut it off. I just thought that ChatGPT copied it from some reference or something rather than coming up with it independently lol. Guess it was just a full on reference.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate
    • In the fiery crucible of war's unyielding might,
      Where darkness veiled the land in eternal night,
      Stood Commander Zhukov, a beacon shining bright,
      In the tumultuous storms of the Soviet fight.

      Beneath the banner of the Red Army's might,
      Zhukov forged a path through the shadows of plight,
      Through the blood-soaked fields and the ravages of fright,
      He led with courage, his spirit burning white.

      As Stalin's shadow cast its chilling blight,
      The people's dreams crushed by tyranny's bite,
      Zhukov, with valor, rose to confront the sight,
      And in the heart of battle, he sparked the light.

      With whispers of revolution, a daring flight,
      He challenged Stalin's rule, with all his might,
      The tyrant's grip loosened, crumbled in the night,
      As Zhukov's forces surged, in freedom's height.

      No longer shackled by oppression's might,
      The people rose up, in the morning's light,
      Stalin's reign shattered, a beacon so bright,
      As Zhukov stood tall, in history's sight.

      With the Red Army's might, like a tempest's height,
      Zhukov turned to face the fascist blight,
      Across the fields of Europe, in the endless fight,
      He battled tyranny, with all his insight.

      From Stalingrad's ruins to Berlin's twilight,
      Zhukov marched forward, in the fading night,
      With unwavering resolve, his spirit alight,
      He vanquished fascism, in the final fight.

      Through the blood and the tears, in the struggle's might,
      Zhukov emerged victorious, in the morning light,
      A hero of the people, a champion of right,
      Commander Zhukov, in history's flight.

      So let the echoes resound, through the darkest night,
      Of Zhukov's triumph, in the relentless fight,
      For freedom and justice, his guiding light,
      In the annals of time, shining ever bright.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate