AI generated poems

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    • OK, a Haiku for you then:

      Carking, wise and strong,
      Conquers lands with ease and grace,
      Victory assured.
      When the fake daddies are curtailed, we have failed. When their roller coaster tolerance is obliterated, their education funds are taken by Kazakhstani phishers, and their candy bars distributed between the Botswana youth gangs, we have succeeded.
      - BIG DADDY.

    • or maybe you like this one more...?

      Bravely bold Carking
      Rode forth from Camelot.
      He was not afraid to die,
      Oh brave Carking.
      He was not at all afraid
      To be killed in nasty ways.
      Brave, brave, brave, brave Carking.

      He was not in the least bit scared
      To be mashed into a pulp.
      Or to have his eyes gouged out,
      And his elbows broken.
      To have his kneecaps split
      And his body burned away,
      And his limbs all hacked and mangled
      Brave Carking.

      His head smashed in
      And his heart cut out
      And his liver removed
      And his bowls unplugged
      And his nostrils raped
      And his bottom burnt off
      And his pen--

      Bravely ran away away.
      When danger reared it's ugly head,
      He bravely turned his tail and fled.
      Yes, brave Carking turned about
      And gallantly he chickened out.
      He beat a very brave retreat.
      Bravest of the braaaave, Carking!
      When the fake daddies are curtailed, we have failed. When their roller coaster tolerance is obliterated, their education funds are taken by Kazakhstani phishers, and their candy bars distributed between the Botswana youth gangs, we have succeeded.
      - BIG DADDY.

    • Claudio NVKP wrote:

      I still need to know why NVKP was spelled as NvKp
      I have no idea... the prompt was in capitals. But you know that AI's work in mysterious ways, right?
      When the fake daddies are curtailed, we have failed. When their roller coaster tolerance is obliterated, their education funds are taken by Kazakhstani phishers, and their candy bars distributed between the Botswana youth gangs, we have succeeded.
      - BIG DADDY.

    • K.Rokossovski wrote:

      or maybe you like this one more...?

      Bravely bold Carking
      Rode forth from Camelot.
      He was not afraid to die,
      Oh brave Carking.
      He was not at all afraid
      To be killed in nasty ways.
      Brave, brave, brave, brave Carking.

      He was not in the least bit scared
      To be mashed into a pulp.
      Or to have his eyes gouged out,
      And his elbows broken.
      To have his kneecaps split
      And his body burned away,
      And his limbs all hacked and mangled
      Brave Carking.

      His head smashed in
      And his heart cut out
      And his liver removed
      And his bowls unplugged
      And his nostrils raped
      And his bottom burnt off
      And his pen--

      Bravely ran away away.
      When danger reared it's ugly head,
      He bravely turned his tail and fled.
      Yes, brave Carking turned about
      And gallantly he chickened out.
      He beat a very brave retreat.
      Bravest of the braaaave, Carking!
      If you entered this into a real poem contest, i would bet you would win.
      "I have not failed, i have just found 10,000 ways that wont work." - Thomas Edison

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    • Amid the airfield's bustling scene,
      The planes refueled with might and steam,
      But fate struck hard with deadly aim,
      And left the airfield wracked in flames.

      A reminder of the crucial need,
      For fuel, for life, for all we plead,
      The airfield now stands dark and cold,
      Its planes no more to join the fold.
      When the fake daddies are curtailed, we have failed. When their roller coaster tolerance is obliterated, their education funds are taken by Kazakhstani phishers, and their candy bars distributed between the Botswana youth gangs, we have succeeded.
      - BIG DADDY.

    • From distant realms, a tyrant came,
      Whose name alone inspired fear and shame,
      CarKing the 6th, his title renowned,
      His armies vast, his weapons unbound.

      He swept across the Earth with ease,
      His foes he crushed, his reign didn’t seize,
      No mercy shown, no quarter given,
      All who opposed him were swiftly driven.

      His power grew, his rule supreme,
      None dared to challenge, none could redeem,
      For CarKing's armies, with endless might,
      Were unstoppable, an unstoppable blight.

      And so, the people of Earth did kneel,
      Before CarKing's might, they did reel,
      Their cities burned, their lands despoiled,
      As CarKing's armies fiercely toiled.

      But in the midst of darkness and despair,
      A glimmer of hope, a light so rare,
      A band of heroes, brave and bold,
      Rose to fight, with hearts so cold.

      They battled hard, they fought with might,
      But against CarKing, they could not fight,
      For he was too strong, too great, too vast,
      And all their struggles proved at last.

      And so, CarKing claimed his throne,
      Earth now his, he stood alone,
      A conqueror, a ruler, a king,
      His legacy forever to ring.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

      The post was edited 1 time, last by Carking the 6th ().

    • I see…

      Claudio NKVP is a secret agent who works for a top-secret organization that operates outside of conventional government agencies. He is highly skilled in espionage, cryptography, and hand-to-hand combat. Claudio is a man of few words and prefers to work alone. He is known for his ability to get in and out of tight situations without leaving a trace.
      Claudio was born and raised in Russia, and his real name is classified information. He was recruited by the organization when he was just a teenager due to his exceptional talents in cryptography and hacking. Claudio was trained in various forms of martial arts, weapons handling, and survival skills.
      Over the years, Claudio has completed numerous missions in different parts of the world, gathering intelligence, sabotaging enemy operations, and neutralizing threats to national security. He has earned the respect and trust of his superiors and colleagues, but his mysterious demeanor often makes people wonder about his true motives.
      Despite his tough exterior, Claudio has a soft spot for animals, especially cats. In his free time, he likes to read classic literature and practice playing the piano.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate

    • Claudio von Panjim, also known as Salazar, is a Portuguese gamer who is an avid player of the game Call of War. He is well-known on the game's forum and is respected for his strategic prowess and tactical skills.
      Born and raised in the coastal city of Panjim, Claudio developed an early fascination with war history and military strategy. He started playing Call of War when he was a teenager and quickly became hooked. He spent countless hours perfecting his game and mastering different tactics.
      As he gained more experience and expertise, Claudio became a prominent figure in the Call of War community. He created several tutorials and guides to help other players improve their skills and gain an edge over their opponents.
      When he's not playing Call of War, Claudio enjoys reading books on military history and visiting museums and historical sites. He also has a passion for music and plays the guitar in his spare time.

      CarKing the 6th of the Abrahamic Caliphate