The different types of forum users we have:
The 24/7 Responder
The Strategist
The Noob
The Nationalist
The Gold Grumbler
The Roleplay Nerd
The Dictator Dreamer
The Ancient One
Tell me if i missed any, i will add.
The 24/7 Responder
- Active several times a day
- Posts on almost every new thread
- One of the top users in terms of total posts
- People probably give them lots of spam likes
- So-so at CoW
The Strategist
- K/D ratio above 5
- Very good at CoW
- Likes to admin forum roleplays
- Creates helpful guides and playthroughs every so often
- Well-respected by the community
- Takes occasinal breaks from the game/forum because of their job
The Noob
- Recently started playing CoW so they're not that good yet
- Joined the forum to learn how to get better at the game
- Either under 20 or over 50
- Has one of those npc pfps
- Speaks in broken english because their native language doesnt have its own server (or its dead)
- Gets lots of tips from the 24/7 Responder
The Nationalist
- Probably from a country in southeast europe
- Has their country's flag as their pfp
- Gets into frequent arguments with other "nationalists" on the forum
- Called a troll by the "normal" users
- Probably isn't that good at CoW
- Will eventually get banned for saying something over the line
The Gold Grumbler
- Hates gold because they think it is unfair
- Makes lots of posts about how they don't like gold
- Uses these emojis a lot:
- Has lost lots of games because there is a big spender
- Finds a way to incorporate the gold debate into almost any topic
- IRL they are a pessimist
- Probably got banned from the chat for complaining about gold
The Roleplay Nerd
- Participates in every forum roleplay and sometimes creates one themself
- Joined the forum to connect with the roleplay community
- Favorite map is HWW
- Thinks theyre too good for "regular" CoW rounds
- Lobby camps waiting for a 0/30 HWW to grab germany
- Probably lonely IRL (no b****es)
The Dictator Dreamer
- Either from russia or a country with <50 mil. people
- Has a black and white pfp
- Person in their pfp is probably wanted/convicted for warcrimes
- Secretly wants to be a dictator themselves
- Acts like their "better than everyone else" on forum
- Probably lonely IRL (no b****es)
The Ancient One
- Easily over 50
- Has been playing CoW since before 2020
- Has ancestors who served in the military in WW2 (or another war)
- Prefers CoW 1.0 instead of 2.0
- Doesnt like all the new users joining the forum, calls them mean names
- Used to be very active in forums but now they dont do much other than bag on the new users
Tell me if i missed any, i will add.
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