The deal has been sealed.

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    • The deal has been sealed.

      Dear Bytro devs,

      I hope you are proud of yourselves. I really do. You have been actively, over the past few years, downgrading CoW with shittier and shittier updates. you have been consistently ignoring your people's/community's voices, you have outright destroyed what was part of many people. Even BMfox quit. I REALLY hope you are proud of yourselves for single handedly, utterly, outright and instantly KILLING Call of War. You sealed the deal, this isn't even the Art of the Deal anymore, it's the Art of the Kill. Bytro, your greed, your stupidity, your utter retardedness, your outright Idiocracy has killed what many once called, "The best strategy game out there."

      Bytro, you have destroyed my alliance, along with many thousands upon thousands more. Bytro, you have lost 1.21 THOUSAND players by the new chat system. You have lost 1.21 THOUSAND planters with this shitty update. The players aren't leaving because they are haters, absolutely NOT. The players are leaving because you, Bytro, are full of greedy, ugly, shameless, narcissistic, full of crap, disgusting scoundrels. Bytro, I hope you are proud of killing what we once used and loved... now there's only love in the dark.

      And not only that, this is technically also illegal doing this in a few countries with NO WARNING, but since Bytro as master criminal minds, ofc they will find any loophole... And now, we are stuck with a dead game.
      Bytro, fix your game, be fair, fire all senior mods, listen to your community and check the facts and ax the update now and drain the swamp!

      We now have things to do, such as vote for the only party that will actually stand up to its people, and the only party that is honest, non-corrupt and will fix this mess!

      With pure, sincere, absolute hate,
      Your lovely Romanov.

      -Former President of the Coconut Union
      -Current [replacement] president of the Coconut Union
      -Former House Speaker
      -Former Senator
      -Former VP
      -Party Leader
      -OG player
      -"The Return of the Coconut Dream"
      -"Make Coconuts Great Again!"

      "We do not forgive, and We Do Not Forget"
    • We need to build a wall. It's gonna be a big, beautiful wall, and it's gonna keep the greedy, ugly, shameless, narcissistic, full of crap, disgusting scoundrels/Bytro devs out! And Iron order will pay for it, and we will look at bytro's fat-ugly face and say, "Bytro, you're FIRED!"
    • Also WTF is this "Former President of the Coconut Union
      -Current [replacement] president of the Coconut Union
      -Former House Speaker
      -Former Senator
      -Former VP
      -Party Leader
      -OG player
      -"The Return of the Coconut Dream"
      -"Make Coconuts Great Again!"

      "We do not forgive, and We Do Not Forget"
      W
    • CoW's body lies a-moldering in the grave (x3)
      But his soul goes marching on!

      Glory, glory hallelujah! (x3)
      But his soul goes marching on!

      CoW created so many memories! (x3)
      But his soul goes marching on!

      Glory, glory hallelujah! (x3)
      But his soul goes marching on!
      Do YOU want COW to be more complex and tactical? Are YOU tired of updates that just add another P2W aspect of the game? Are you TIRED of the AUTHORITARIAN Mafga?

      Then YOU should VOTE the Improvement Party, which seeks to 'Improve' Call of War, and promote FREE and FAIR elections.

      VOTE for the Improvement Party! VOTE for a better future!

      The post was edited 1 time, last by GeneralJames ().