Mock Presidential Race!

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    • wildL SPQR wrote:

      a vote for @Diabolical is a vote for the devil!
      Um, no that would be a vote for @Diablo...not @Diabolical.

      Note the difference in spelling of the "blo" part. Diabolical never <SELF-REDACTED>.

      (think about it....) :D
      It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.

      The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.

      R.I.P. Snickers <3

      The post was edited 1 time, last by Diabolical ().

    • wildL SPQR wrote:

      Diabolical wrote:

      wildL SPQR wrote:

      a vote for @Diabolical is a vote for the devil!
      Um, no that would be a vote for @Diablo...not @Diabolical.Note the difference in spelling of the "blo" part. Diabolical never <SELF-REDACTED>.

      (think about it....) :D
      I know, I still think you're devilish spawn hiding under the cloak of jesus.
      Too bad you don't know me in real life.
      It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.

      The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.

      R.I.P. Snickers <3

    • Who should be the POTUS? 8
      1.  
        GreatBigHippo (Ind. candidate) (3) 38%
      2.  
        (Rep. candidate) Sir Mcsquiggles (5) 63%
      Alright everybody!

      The Final election is now open to votes!

      Due to the absence of a democratic candidate, our two candidates are representing both the Republican and Indepedent party,

      Republican Candidate, Sir Mcsquiggles
      And our Indepdent Candidate GreatBigHippo!

      Congratulations to both candidates for getting the votes to win your party!

      I encourage you strongly to re-read the candidates views are vote accordingly to your beliefs!

      During this time, I encourage the public (you guys) to question candidates.

      I also encourage both candidates to debate respectfully to gain more support and influence voters!

      This should be fun :)

      If the initial thread post gets to 5 likes, I will make another mock presidential race once this one has concluded. The next one would be much more in-depth. I honestly wasn't expecting this much attention to the thread. Thank you guys all for being involved! It makes this much more fun!
      Note: Poll ends July 4th, at 12:00pm.
      Make America Great Again.

      #Trump2016

      The post was edited 2 times, last by vex03 ().

    • lol...no one wants to be a Democrat.

      Somebody draft Hillary.
      It seemed like such a waste to destroy an entire battle station just to eliminate one man. But Charlie knew that it was the only way to ensure the absolute and total destruction of Quasi-duck, once and for all.

      The saying, "beating them into submission until payday", is just golden...pun intended.

      R.I.P. Snickers <3

    • Diabolical wrote:

      wildL SPQR wrote:

      Diabolical wrote:

      wildL SPQR wrote:

      a vote for @Diabolical is a vote for the devil!
      Um, no that would be a vote for @Diablo...not @Diabolical.Note the difference in spelling of the "blo" part. Diabolical never <SELF-REDACTED>.
      (think about it....) :D
      I know, I still think you're devilish spawn hiding under the cloak of jesus.
      Too bad you don't know me in real life.
      No, I'm very happy that I don't.
      Sincerely, wildL
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    • Greetings,

      Are you folks not tired of the current issues plaguing our nation? It won't be soon before our country becomes overrun with illegals and terrorists! That is why a wall would be an excellent idea! As president, I will make LEGALIZED immigration easier, and enforce ILLEGAL immigration for occurring. For our economic issues we will take back our jobs from overseas, and make this country great again! We are going to win! Lets take back our country folks! Who is with me? :D

    • Immigration and terrorism is a very real problem. We have no way of knowing who illegal immigrants are, and what their intentions are. But the answer is not building a wall like Sir McSquiggles would have you believe. The answer is changes in policy. There are two ways we can stop the immigration problem: We can make it impossible for illegal immigrants to start a life in the country. If we were to require proof of citizenship before people got jobs, education, or drivers licenses, there would be no reason to migrate to the country. Or we can increase blue collar industries in the United States, and make immigration much easier, which would provide more jobs for Americans and legal immigrants, and bring more wealth to the country.

      Terrorism, however, is a much more difficult subject. A fight against terrorism is not a fight against a group of people, it's a fight against an idea, and walls can't keep ideas out. It is wise not to take refugees from countries that you are currently fighting in, whether the enemy is a large terrorist group like ISIS or a sovereign nation. The most important thing when fighting a terrorist organization is to know who your real enemy is: the ideas that drive it.
      Forum Gang Premier

      you are a balls

    • GreatbigHippo wrote:

      Immigration and terrorism is a very real problem. We have no way of knowing who illegal immigrants are, and what their intentions are. But the answer is not building a wall like Sir McSquiggles would have you believe. The answer is changes in policy. There are two ways we can stop the immigration problem: We can make it impossible for illegal immigrants to start a life in the country. If we were to require proof of citizenship before people got jobs, education, or drivers licenses, there would be no reason to migrate to the country. Or we can increase blue collar industries in the United States, and make immigration much easier, which would provide more jobs for Americans and legal immigrants, and bring more wealth to the country.

      Terrorism, however, is a much more difficult subject. A fight against terrorism is not a fight against a group of people, it's a fight against an idea, and walls can't keep ideas out. It is wise not to take refugees from countries that you are currently fighting in, whether the enemy is a large terrorist group like ISIS or a sovereign nation. The most important thing when fighting a terrorist organization is to know who your real enemy is: the ideas that drive it.
      Nonsense, there will always be people living and working without the citizen ship and documents etc.

      Squiggles wall, may not be the solution, but it is better than this, and your ideas of fleceing the rich, wont work. They will destroy Blue Collar work



      If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
      -Friedrich von Haye


    • GreatbigHippo wrote:

      And when the wall fails, you will all regret your decision. McSquiggles doesn't have any campaign except for building a wall.
      I can think of some politicians that have done the same, and well... seem to be doing very well now


      Yes a wall will fail, but squiggles promotes freedom, which equals fairness



      If Socialists understood Economics, they wouldn't be socialists
      -Friedrich von Haye


    • oceanhawk wrote:

      GreatbigHippo wrote:

      And when the wall fails, you will all regret your decision. McSquiggles doesn't have any campaign except for building a wall.
      I can think of some politicians that have done the same, and well... seem to be doing very well now

      Yes a wall will fail, but squiggles promotes freedom, which equals fairness
      Yes, freedom = fairness in certain situations. Economics is not one of them. If you read my original campaign statement you can see that I promote certain freedoms more than any other candidate. Squiggles supports the creation of a national firewall, which undermines freedom more than anything else I have advocated.
      Forum Gang Premier

      you are a balls

    • GreatbigHippo wrote:

      Immigration and terrorism is a very real problem. We have no way of knowing who illegal immigrants are, and what their intentions are.
      But.... you can tell... no documentation = no citizenship. Its quite easy to tell.

      GreatbigHippo wrote:

      There are two ways we can stop the immigration problem: We can make it impossible for illegal immigrants to start a life in the country. If we were to require proof of citizenship before people got jobs, education, or drivers licenses, there would be no reason to migrate to the country. Or we can increase blue collar industries in the United States, and make immigration much easier, which would provide more jobs for Americans and legal immigrants, and bring more wealth to the country.
      That wouldnt work, and it would be a complete waste of time and money... Kick out the illegal immigrants that are on the list for the most potential danger to the country. Drug cartel members, rapists, criminals.... Anyone with a criminal background gets the boot out.

      GreatbigHippo wrote:

      It is wise not to take refugees from countries that you are currently fighting in, whether the enemy is a large terrorist group like ISIS or a sovereign nation.
      Exactly my idea. No one gets in.

      GreatbigHippo wrote:

      immigration much easier, which would provide more jobs for Americans and legal immigrants, and bring more wealth to the country.
      This was part of the plan I proposed. Make LEGAL immigration much easier for those actually wanting to come here to be in this great country.